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Funny Valentine’s Stand, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, is heavily regarded as one of the most confusing and broken Stands in the Jojo universe. As it’s a fan favorite, A Universal Time onRobloxhas adapted it wonderfully into a Stand you can wield and fight with yourself.
The Stand, and its evolution; D4C: Love Train, can both be acquired in the game, and we’ve compiled this guide to show you the path to the Stands, what you’ll need to do, and to give you some tips on how to make the process as easy as possible. Let’s dive in.
How To Get D4C
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheapmay be the official complete name of the Stand, but in A Universal Time, it’s known for its official acronym: D4C.
D4Cisn’t quite like the other Stands, as it can’t be obtained from regular arrows.You need a special itemof Legendary rarity, which can be obtained in two ways.
How To Get The Heart Of The Saint
You’re going to needthe Heart of the Saint, which can either be crafted or found.
If you’d like to craft it, all you need isD4C Shards, which you can get from the Ability Banner. Simply wait for D4C Shards to be in the pool, and then spend UShards to get them. You’re going to needthree D4C Shards to craft the Stand.
If you’d rather not spend UShards, you can insteadlook for the Heart in the Devil’s Palm. It can be found in the Desert, after the curses. You will be ticking damage every few seconds, so youcan’t stay here for too long. Your objective is to look forSand Debris, which has afour percent chanceof dropping the Heart of the Saint.
If you’re on PC, pressingCTRL+SHIFT+Pin-game will allow you togo into freecam mode. Now, you’re able to scout out the area for Sand Debris easily, and return to yourself by pressing the same hotkey to go collect it.
As a bonus, if you intend on grinding curses for levels anyway, then youmight as well look out for a Legendary Chest, as the Heart is one of the possible drops in those.
Using the Heart of the Saint on Standlesstransforms it into D4C.
D4C Moveset
D4C has two movesets: Stand off, and Stand on - the latter being the one you should default to.
Upon taking damage from an enemy,counters with a heavy attack.
Dimensional Clone
Summons a cloneof yourself to charge into the enemy,and then explode.
Makes the Stand go away, changing back the moveset
Landstwo heavy blows.
Fanfare disposal
Fires a handgunmany times, a long-ranged attack that can hitmultiple enemies.
Summons D4C briefly to spring forward andland a devastating blow.
Dimensional Shift
Ultimate ability- Brings you and the enemyinto a pocket dimension, where they’re slowed heavily.
Adverse Force
Lays acombo of light blowson the enemy.
Overall, you want to focus on justmixing as many abilities togetheras possible. Turn off the Stand mid-fight for theDimensional Clone and Menger Sponge, as they’re excellent abilities for NPCs and players alike. Otherwise,the moveset with the Stand on is betterin terms of damage.
How To Get D4C: Love Train
It doesn’t end there, though, asD4C can be further evolved intoD4C: Love Trainwith a special questline, or, once again, crafting via the banner.
To craft it, you’ll need four D4C: Love Train Shards, and three D4C Shards.
We don’t recommend this, as these are Legendary Shards, which are far more difficult to obtain than just finishing the questline outright.
The quest can be started at any time,as long as you have D4C and 500,000 UCoins.
You’ll need to make your way to the top of the waterfall, where you will seeFunny Valentine. Interacting with him will prompt the purchase, upon whichthe questlinePower of the Saint’s Corpsebegins.
Power Of The Saint’s Corpse Questline
First, you’ll need tomake your way back to Devil’s Palm, as you’re going to need the other Corpse Parts now, too. Again, these can all be found in Sand Debris.
The Partsyou’ll need, andtheir drop rates, are as follows:
Once you’ve obtained these, you’ll need toconsume them whilst having D4C equipped. This will tick them in the quest completion, too.
All four of these are of Epic rarity, so if you’d like, you can also try your luck with Chests back where the curses are.
Once completed, the second and final quest will reveal itselfwith the following requirements:
The Saint’s Skull isa possible drop from Diavolo, so you can kill two birds with one stone, if you’re lucky.
How To Defeat Diavolo
Diavolo can either be spawned manually or fought in the Colloseum.
Every 30 real-world minutes,Diavolo spawns in the Colloseum. You can travel to it by visiting the Port, and speaking to the Ferry Captain NPC.
Alternatively, if you’ve got UCoins to spare, you canhead into a cave left of the waterfallthat leads you to theDomain Of The Forgotten. Here, any boss can be spawned at the Boss Summoner withUCoins, and some items. The items vary from boss to boss, and in our case, we only needfive arrows and 250,000 UCoins.
Beating Diavolo isn’t particularly hard,especially if you already have D4C. Diavolo has 4,000 HP, and of course, King Crimson.
The ability you should look out for here iswhen he uses Epitaph, which he will announce.He is impervious to damage then, but otherwise, he doesn’t attack very often, and when he does, it’s very easily dodgeable.
The Saint’s Skull has a50 percent chance of droppingfrom beating him. As before,the Skull needs to be consumedwith D4C equipped, and if the quest is complete, you will obtainthe full Saint’s Corpse.
Finally,using the Saint’s Corpse on D4C transforms it into D4C: Love Train.
D4C: Love Train Moveset
D4C: Love Train hasa different moveset from regular D4C. This one focuses almost solely on heavy blows, so it excels at PvP, but is very hard to level up with due toalmost no multi-target abilities.
It hastwo movesets, same as D4C. Here are the movesexclusive to Stand off mode:
Stab your enemyonce.
Head Bomb
Heavy damage, where the head of your enemy is used to explode it on impact.
Three heavy blowsthat can hit multiple targets
A combo of heavy blowsthat attacks one enemy
Presidential Leverage
Dash through enemiesto deal damage with this, but otherwisecan be used for mobility.
Stomp one enemy to the ground,dealing heavy damage.
Fanfare Disposal
Attack a single enemy,dealing devastating damagein one blow.
Love Train
Ultimate ability- surround yourself in a wall of light, making youimpervious to all damageas long as you don’t attack. Enemy attacks reroute themselves toanother enemy in the area.
